#22 SOYBOY PAPERHANDS

Common

CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

This card belongs to the Common category, making it a foundational piece in the KEK TRUMP Collection.

This Common card tier is the backbone of KEK TRUMPS chaos.
A solid foundation that keeps the collection $Based

Personality Traits: Sweats TOFU extract when markets dip, losing money and testosterone

Memetic Origin: Raised in the hallowed halls of financial hesitation

Signature Flex: At least I didn't lose money!

Aspirational Vision: HODL longer than a pumpkin soy latte stays warm

Chaosmosis: Perpetuating regret—each decision a masterpiece of self-sabotage

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